OUT OF THE FAMILY

He sat on his ass and laughed as the phone rang. I ROTTED IN JAIL trying to call him and he wouldn't even answer. If I'm going down, I'm taking this JEW with me!

CAMI SAGA

Sexual impropriety. Domestic abuse. Manipulative gaslighting. Keep On Dreaming. These words are virtually interchangable.

HIS ABUSE IS SICK! It's no surprise that she walked away to be with a giraffe at the local zoo. Ask Ryan how he CONSOLED CAMI'S CRYING. Ask Ryan about his CANCER DIAGOSIS.

HONEST ABE RYAN

In a PATHETIC attempt to rebrand himself away from being known as a LYING PIECE OF SHIT, he pretended to have a religious conversion where he would only tell the truth. It lasted all of FIVE MINUTES before he broke down at IHOP, privatety vowing to "get even" with all his enemies (his friends). This culminated in him BEATING THE FUCK OUT OF HIS FRIEND'S LEGS with a ball-peen hammer, leaving him PERMANENTLY CRIPPLED.

A LARS RETROSPECTIVE

If you know, you know. HE IS JUST LIKE LARS! Talk about LOL!

HE KILLED ASH'S CHARACTER

Ryan made the poor fucker JUMP ON A LIVE GRENADE. When asked for a reroll, Ryan stated "I don't modify rolls. I don't care if the players aren't having fun. IT'S ALL ABOUT ME."

BANNED FROM SHOPS

This GREEDY GRABBLER was banned from multiple establishments because he COULDN'T STOP STEALING alcohol and cheeses. He had his picture on the wall to warn employees that he was a NO-GOOD THIEF with a BLACK SOUL.

DOXXING "SOME MORON"

Ryan doxxed a beautiful girl angel after she refused to marry him. He wrote her a MOCKING SONG and sent it to her years later to remind her that she will NEVER BE SAFE. Bye Oliviaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

CRAB GRAB

Imagine, if you will, A SMELL SO FOUL, SO ENTIRELY UNHOLY that it makes children weep at its very thought. That was how Ryan DESANCTIFIED a bathroom with CRAB-INFUSED SHITS and strewing USED TOILET PAPER everywhere but the toilet. Absolutely DISGUSTING.

BYE BYE, MR. DIVINITY!

He made a deal. Instead of honoring it, he DOUBLE-CROSSED a nice man and STABBED HIM IN THE FUCKING BACK. To add insult to injury, he wanted to EXECUTE him "the fun way," showing zero remorse and proving that he has a permanent place by Satan's side IN HELL.

DINGDONG.COM

Amazon, without question, is the goliath of online sales. But when a new kid came into town, Ryan HARRASSED AND TROLLED philantropist Jim Philips so he could not establish an online competetor.

WALLS: PUSHED UP AGAINST THEM AND HEARING THROUGH THEM

The kid HARASSED some poor bloke IN HIS OWN HOME to the point of daily panic attacks until the breaking point was reached. In a COLD AND CALCULATED culmination of his PSYCOLOGICAL ABUSE of poor Sean, he said he'd like to "test out his cock" on Sean's girlfriend. When Sean snapped and pushed him against the wall, Ryan EXTORTED his former friend, who had landed him a respecting acting gig, with going to the police. Sean had NO CHOICE but to appease Ryan with fat stacks. Luckily, future walls were able to SETTLE THE SCORE by being thin enough to let Ryan know EXACTLY WHAT WAS HAPPENING on the other side. *smirk*

LYLE AND HER SMILE

Yet another case of STALKING, PEEPING, AND CREEPING.

WHO IS DONKEY DICK?

Ryan got his kicks in a RACIST ATTACK on a classroom of aspiring mathematicians. He solved for X, but no one could tell you Y.

ABBYKBABBY

You can't sing. You can't dance. You're short. You're tone-deaf. You'll never make it as an actor.

These are just some of the FOUL INSULTS that Ryan threw at an ex-girlfriend in a leaked recording obtained by our team. As he left her CRYING ALONE in her car, he triumphantly exclaimed "That felt FUCKING GOOD!" SADISTIC BEHAVIOR. Ryan even got a CALL FROM THE POLICE DEPARTMENT in an attempt to qwell his harassment campaign.